Monday, August 4, 2008

Bad baby

Kristen has been getting annoyed recently. The baby has been hanging out on the right side all the time and it is starting to get uncomfortable. Kristen sometimes whispers to her belly that the baby is being bad. I have yet to tell her that according to research the baby, while obviously gifted, can not yet respond to verbal commands. The baby has grown in size and people are dumb when they ask Kristen if she is having twins or if her due date is next week. Dumb questions. Dumb people.

Matt has slept very well and has been spending most days watching movies. He gets no annoying questions and does not have to lug around a 25-pound eating machine. His life is hard right now.

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